You notice how college is grossly expensive? Well ladies and gents and for whoever else is reading this I got news for you.
IT IS THE MOST OVERPRICED "PRODUCT" ON THE MARKET TODAY.But, why though? Is it so expensive because you're learning how to be a well evolved individual in society? How about so your on the intelligent side of a conversation? No, everyone knows education is only important to get a job with a high paying salary so you don't end up smelling like stale french fries or end up ever having to guess what the shoe size is of some overweight hippo or some adolescent brat. So go to college if nothing else for a better paying job.
Sorry to ruin your dreams but most things in this world are all about money. Money doesn't buy you happiness but it does buy you things that do make you happy. Now on a positive note there is an upside to this expensive "dream" of having a higher salary. You get to accumulate loans, and I mean a lot of them especially if you want to get a P.H.D. or a Master's degree. But don't fret, its all good! You don't have to pay a dime of it or let it gain interest while your still in school. So what do you do? Go to school until you die. You might be thinking this kids on crack or he is smoking way to much weed. Well, you're right I probably have had way too many drugs, but you can think college also for that.