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Beer Goggles has a 15% satisfaction rate. That's more than three times the satisfaction rate of student government!
Some known side effects may include:
- blurred vision
- unexpected pregnancy
- loss of consciousness
- impaired motor skills
- the unbearable urge to take off your clothes
- dancing on bar stools
- and making a complete ass out of yourself
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