Monday, May 3, 2010

Beer Goggles: Get Yours Today!


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Very Own Beer Goggles!

Be the first on your block to own your own beer goggles!

College students around the world have spread the new fashion trend of beer goggles far and wide. It's the newest hit craze in college fashion!

Tired of seeing ugly women on campus? Wondering where all the hot babes that Hollywood promised? Well get your very own pair of Beer Goggles and watch those women transform before your eyes. Beer Goggles are a "safe" and "effective" way to meet lots of "beautiful" women with "no" long-lasting side-effects! It's cheap, easy, and lots of fun!

Have you tried Beer Goggles yet?

Beer Goggles has a 15% satisfaction rate. That's more than three times the satisfaction rate of student government!

Some known side effects may include:
  • blurred vision
  • hallucinations
  • unexpected pregnancy
  • headaches
  • loss of consciousness
  • impaired motor skills
  • the unbearable urge to take off your clothes
  • dancing on bar stools
  • and making a complete ass out of yourself
 Some users report whale sitings following use of Beer Goggles. Reports of vomiting are frequent but not caused directly by use of Beer Goggles. May result in unwanted long-term relationships. Not recommended if you are nursing, pregnant, or caring for small children. Beer Goggles is not intended for persons under the age of 18 21. Please consult your doctor before trying Beer Goggles. If you experience symptoms that last longer than 4 days, please consult your doctor immediately.

Beer Goggles is not for everyone. Please consult your doctor to find out if Beer Goggles is right for you.

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--Koi

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